7.11.2012

DEATH FROM ABOVE

CHURCH WHIP WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALEX "DEATH FROM ABOVE" DONAHUE FOR BRANDISHING HIS PENIS AT THE CHURCHILL'S AUDIENCE, OVERWEIGHT STAGE DIVING, ENDLESS BELLY FLOPS IN THE MOTEL POOL, SANGRIA BREATH AND THE GRATUITOUS USE OF THE WORD FAGGOT AS WELL AS "MUNCH" FOR MAKING EXCELLENT TIME DRIVING US AND PURCHASING BLOW FOR US ON LAY AWAY OVER THIS PAST WEEKEND IN MIAMI. WE COULD HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU BUT WE'D RATHER DO IT WITH YOU! OH YES, AND TWO MORE THINGS: A HEARTY FUCK OFF AND DIE TO GOLDEN CHINA BUFFET. FUCK YOUR $5 CLEAN PLATE POLICIES AND SPAM SUSHI ROLLS AND TO THE "GOT MILK?" GIRL IN THE PARKING LOT... LOOK FOR THE MISSED CONNECTIONS POST ON CRAIG'S LIST. WE MISS YOU ALREADY.        NO AFTERLIFE / NO FATE